Friday, January 8, 2010

To the Ladies of 100.3 The Beat fm

(which is what I listen to in the car when I absolutely cannot take NPR one second longer...)

Dear Keri Hilson,

Do you realize when you croon "Miss Keri, baby" it sounds like "Miscarry baby"? It freaks me out!

Dear Nikki Minaj,

"Bedrock" is a stupid song but you make the word "asbestos" sound sexy on your verse.

Dear Kendra G,

The fact that you manage to work "Now, I do NOT smoke weed" into your song introductions on a daily basis makes me not believe you.

so pumped for my morning commute,
Michelle

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